The cow says…”OINK!”

OK, so occasionally I come across something in my web travels that manages to combine several of my interests into one neat little package, e.g. ridiculously cute bunnies, snow and time-wasting games, or maybe super-nerdy linguistical analysis, Star Wars and manufactured languages, or even, yes, timely news of the day’s events, ridiculously complicated clip-art flight [...]

Unacceptable!!! (September ‘08 Remix)

I believe it was Elbert Hubbard who defined “righteous indignation” as “your own wrath as opposed to the shocking bad temper of others.” This is because Elbert Hubbard was a bit of a jerk. OK, not really. Sure, he may have indirectly created Scientology by inspiring his nephew L. Ron with his wit and wisdom, [...]

Avast, Me Hearties!

Hoist the mizzenmast! Swab the deck! Festoon the hamsters!
OK, not that last one.
Yar, but it surely do be the day for talkin’ like a pirate, so it be. By the bones of Neptune, ’tis a fine day for it!
Yes, my friends, it is officially Talk Like a Pirate day! Let the clarion call go forth [...]

Tour De Farce™ Week Seven: That Ain’t Wright

It’s been a long week once again, kids. Between my PC blowing up and a power failure due to The Wind Storm of Doom™, I have had precious little time for this blog or computers in general. However, as one of my less-charming attributes is my occasional lack of follow-through with regard to my plentiful [...]

Minus One Minerva

When I first met Minerva, she was a mess.
I mean, she was in pieces – literally.
That’s because I ordered her that way, of course…no sense in mucking about with prefab nonsense when a little elbow grease and tricksy hardware know-how could carry the day.
Yes, on that day over five years ago now, I cracked open [...]

Tour De Farce™ Week Six: Byurnt-byurnt-byurrr…byurnt-byurnt-byurrr…FOXY!

So here’s the thing:
I like foxes, of both the four-legged and two-legged varieties (the idiot news channel, not so much). So you can imagine my delight when, as I was charting my course for last week’s ride, I noticed that a slight detour from my route would take me to an actual State Park, and [...]